ok so there's this guy that i've been KIND OF talking to and i thought i'd start blogging about him. if you don't know the back story you'll think i'm stupid. if you do, you'll find it amusing. so here goes the boy report:

THE boy will from now on be called Seri because I think anonymity is good and also it's short for "Seriously?!"

seri came by this afternoon. i was talking to red as usual and he thought it'd be cute to stop by. i haven't really "talked" to him since the argument we had a couple of weeks ago. so it was a little surprising that he stopped by. he walks in my cube, looks me up and down while we're talking and winks at me like we're having some double entendre conversation that red (girl i work with) isn't privy to. then he leaves. i'm mildly annoyed that he does that. if you want a relationship, then fine. come up to my desk at work and talk about nothing at all. but if you want to just make out, then i don't need meaningless conversation at work. it just sparks rumors and nosiness from people that i don't want in my business. we've talked about this before and seri said he had "no preconceived notions" whether this was a "friendship" or a relationship. well, i have notions about this setup. CHOOSE. relationship or no? cause it's annoying when you ask what i did during the weekend and then raise your eyebrows when i say i went out. if it's not a relationship, then you don't get to be jealous and i don't have to waste my time trying to make you happy. oh well. this is why women are crazy. boys like seri with their "no preconceived notions" talk and then treating you like you're somewhere between a whore and a wife.

good times kids...